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Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

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Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

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I went from wanting this to wanting to never see this again

(Source: rialxoan)

dumb-asses:

I’m pretty sure we can all agree that movies that have a random musical number for absolutely no reason are the greatest.

Think about it:

Shrek 2- I Need a Hero

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Ferris Bueller’s Day Off- Twist and Shout

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail- Knights of the Round Table

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Back to the Future Part II- Johnny B. Goode

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And let’s not forget: Ella Enchanted- Don’t Go Breaking My Heart

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Summary of Romeo and Juliet

  • romeo:

    im so sad

  • romeo:

    ill never be happy

  • romeo:

    a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH

  • romeo:

    WHO DAT

  • romeo:

    SHE GOT DA BOOTY

  • romeo:

    imma dance with her

  • romeo:

    *dancin wit teh juliet*

  • juliet:

    dafuq are you

  • romeo:

    shh *kiss*

  • juliet:

    :oo

  • *party over*

  • romeo:

    AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE

  • romeo:

    LADY

  • romeo:

    HEY LADY

  • juliet:

    OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU

  • romeo:

    yeah its me hey wanna get married

  • juliet:

    dont you think its too soon

  • romeo:

    idk

  • juliet:

    brb

  • romeo:

    k

  • juliet:

    HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW

  • romeo:

    AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS

  • *next day*

  • rome and juli:

    FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:

  • friar:

    idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY

  • romeo:

    yeh

  • friar:

    ok fine ur married

  • rome and juli:

    yaaaay

  • *some time later*

  • tybalt:

    WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO

  • mercutio:

    excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that

  • tybalt:

    shut up mercutio *stab*

  • mercutio:

    WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*

  • romeo:

    hnnn

  • tybalt:

    ....

  • romeo HNNN

  • tybalt:

    ...

  • romeo:

    hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*

  • tybalt:

    oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*

  • prince:

    ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting

  • romeo:

    i sorry

  • prince:

    no ur banished

  • romeo:

    HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME

  • romeo:

    *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*

  • friar:

    no i have plan just go to mantua ok

  • romeo:

    k *leaves*

  • juliet:

    FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF

  • friar:

    NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together

  • juliet:

    ok

  • juliet:

    *goes home and drinks potion*

  • nurse:

    hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

  • lady capulet:

    wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people

  • nurse:

    k

  • juliet:

    *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*

  • romeo's servant:

    AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA

  • romeo's servant:

    JULIET'S DEAD

  • romeo:

    WHAT

  • romeo:

    WHAaaAaaaT

  • romeo:

    OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING

  • romeo:

    *buys potion*

  • romeo:

    *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*

  • romeo:

    oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead

  • romeo:

    but im sure she is

  • romeo:

    *kiss juliet*

  • romeo:

    *drinks poison*

  • romeo:

    he ded

  • juliet:

    *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ

  • juliet:

    IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME

  • juliet:

    HE DED

  • juliet:

    *grabs sword and stabs herself*

  • oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough

  • friar:

    *comes in cell*

  • friar:

    uh oh

  • prince:

    WHAT DIS

  • CAPULET:

    WHAT DIS

  • LADY CAPULET:

    WHAT DIS

  • MONTAGUE:

    WHAT DIS

  • CApULET:

    *strokes montagues face* brother

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